2003-01-09 - 8:14 p.m. I was talking to my friend Gilly on the phone a few minutes ago. He informed me that my roommate Jeremy spent his "alone time" in the house dancing around the living room naked, except for smearing himself with beefaroni.I've decided to set up video cameras in case it's true. Right now, he's upstairs in the bathroom listening to what sounds like the Lord of the Rings soundtrack. I can smell his Muppets watermelon scented bubblebath down here. It seemed poignant. I wanted to mention it. For now, though, I'm going to continue my quest of finding out who it was that Dust (see link below) mentioned on his website that got arrested today. I immediately got my hopes up that it had either been George W. Bush or Jerry Falwell, but I've seen no indication of either being the case. I looked up Matt Hale, and he seems a likely candidate, although I can't find any current news of him. I looked up Jack Fischman, but the only thing I can find about him on the internet is Dustin's poem (Your poem made the search engine, Dustin!). I"m probably just going give up and call him to find out, in all honesty. That doesn't make me a failure, does it? Maybe it will be Jerry Falwell. I must admit that I feel somewhat guilty that my own prejudices make me almost more hopeful that it was Jerry Falwell than that it was our dickhead president who's leadin us into needless war. What does THAT say about me? I am a bad person... : (
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